Newcorp

About

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go.

Our Mission

You drank it fast enough. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. I hear the jury's still out on science. Michael! No… but I'd like to be asked! Guy's a pro. Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor.

Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's why you always leave a note! What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Whoa, this guy's straight? No… but I'd like to be asked! First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. We just call it a sausage. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I'm half machine.

Our Philosophy

You drank it fast enough. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.

Who's brave enough to fly into something.

Not tricks, Michael, illusions. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish.

Our Team

I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. You can see how I lived before I met you. No! I want to live! There are still too many things.